ANNIVERSARY NIGHT

Scott takes Kelly to an all you can eat Brazilian steakhouse for their anniversary, They’ve been dating for three years. 

Kelly eats way too much. She groans in the car on the way home. She urges Scott to drive faster… she desperately needs a bathroom.

She walks into Scott’s apartment and freezes. She has a gas pain. She has to clench until it passes.  

She makes it to the bathroom… but the door’s locked. Scott’s in there. She bangs on the door and screams, “OPEN UP! I NEED THE BATHROOM!”

Scott says, “ONE SECOND” and laughs to himself.  

Kelly looks down and screams, “OH MY GOD… I SHAT IN MY PANTS!” 

Scott immediately opens the bathroom door and films her with his phone. She screams at him, “MOVE!”… “I CALLED THE BATHROOM!”... “STOP FILMING ME!”… and slams the door. 

Scott recorded everything… even her poopy waddle into the bathroom with her legs spread like she just got off a horse.  

Scott uploads the video to social media with Kelly’s phone number.  

He goes to his bedroom and gets undressed… laughing each time Kelly’s phone rings. 

He climbs anniversary naked under the covers and waits for Kelly to come to bed.