CIRCUMCISION

Avi and his wife, Tammy, were invited to a circumcision by a friend of Tammy. 

The last time they saw this friend was four years ago at the circumcision of her first-born son, Levi.

During the ceremony, Avi stealthily walks over to see what’s for lunch. He’s starving. He’s not waiting to fight a mob of hungry guests for the food. He’s gonna do a pre-emptive strike on the buffet table. 

He nonchalantly grabs a plate as the ceremony ends and quickly fills it with cheesy lasagna, broiled salmon, ravioli in a creamy tomato sauce, Greek salad and a piece of mushroom quiche. 

Avi sits down at table seven… and eats. 

Tammy walks up to him, chuckling… the parents can’t find the foreskin.  She looks at Avi’s plate, “yum, the food looks delicious. What do you recommend?” 

Avi says, “everything’s great! Just stay away from the ravioli. It’s chewy like a piece of gum. 

Tammy heads over to the buffet table.

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The father of the newborn starts speaking into a microphone… “EVERYONE! DON’T EAT THE RAVIOLI! LEVI PUT THE FORESKIN IN THE TRAY.”