CONFORMITY

Father Duck asks Son Duck, “why are you walking like a human and not waddling like a duck? Son Duck says, “I don’t know. I was born this way. This is how I walk.” 

Father Duck asks, “can’t you force yourself to waddle like a duck so other ducks don’t think you’re weird?”  

Son Duck says, “I don’t care what other ducks think. I walk like a human. That’s who I am. It doesn’t bother me.”

Well, it bothers Father Duck. So, Father Duck makes an appointment for Son Duck to see Doctor Duck.

At the appointment, Doctor Duck observes the problem. He asks Son Duck to bend over as far as he can. Then Doctor Duck shoves the thick end of an oiled-up baseball bat into Sun Duck’s only hole. 

Sun Duck’s about to faint when he hears Doctor Duck say, “we want ducks to walk like ducks… understand?”

Doctor Duck pulls out the baseball bat… opens the door to his office… and watches Son Duck waddle like a duck over to a smiling Father Duck.