SALAMI

Jonathan likes salami so much, he signed up for a tour of a salami factory.

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On the tour, he’s watching the manufacturing line and a worker yells, “WE NEED MORE COW ANUS FOR THE MIX.”

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Jonathan looks at the people in his group... “what’d that guy just say? There’s COW ANUS in salami? I’ve been eating salami sandwiches FOREVER. I must have eaten eighty-seven large cow anuses in my life. Is there a pill... some antibiotic against cow anus... because I’m pretty sure I’m infected.”

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Johnathan leaves the factory and makes a vow… “NO MORE SALAMI… NO MORE COW ANUS.”

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About a month goes by… he’s walking down the street and passes a deli. The irresistible smell of hot pastrami and corned beef wafts into his nose... and the place is packed!

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He goes inside just out of curiosity and walks up to the counter.

There it is… there’s the salami. He thinks to himself… “I’ve eaten salami my entire life. I’ve never had a problem. Why would I have a problem now?”

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So, he orders a salami sandwich with mustard… immediately takes a bite still standing at the counter… chewing with his eyes closed… savoring the delicious taste of cow anus.