VIRGINITY

Vivian tells her friend Brandon she’s thinking about auctioning off her virginity.  She wants to lose it anyway… so, she might as well make some money.  

A couple of weeks later, Vivian sends Brandon a link to her auction profile. He can’t believe she’s actually doing it. 

He checks her auction every day, all day long. The price keeps going up.  

At the end of the auction, the price jumps to ten thousand dollars and closes.    

The next morning, Vivian walks into the auction house to collect her money and Brandon’s there! He’s the highest bidder! She immediately blushes… then feels relief that it’s him. At least she doesn’t have to get into bed with a stranger. 

She asks Brandon when he  wants to do it but he doesn’t know. 

A month goes by… Vivian calls Brandon… says, “Brandon, I have a new boyfriend. We’re waiting for you. Can we please pick a night to do it?”

Brandon says, “No, I decided not do it.”  

Vivian’s like… “What do you mean? You have to! You bought my virginity! Take it already! I want to get on with my life!”  

Brandon says, “If your virginity is so important to you, you can have it back for twenty-five thousand dollars.”   

Vivian screams, “WHAT? I’M NOT PAYING YOU FOR MY VIRGINITY!“ 

Brandon says, “okay… we’ll see.”